Hipsters Strike Again! Fake-Mud-Covered Jeans Selling For A LOT!

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Nordstrom, the same company that dropped Ivanka Trump’s line, is selling a pair of men’s jeans for $425. Covered with FAKE MUD! WHAT?! First, who the heck pays more than like $20 for jeans? No offense, maybe I’m just a cheapskate, lol. But $425 they better be covered in gold!

Nope, not these! They’re called the Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans and they come in one color… indigo. WHAT?! I’m sorry for all my “WHAT?!’s” but bah never mind.

It is described as “heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”

Yes, this is real.

The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans,” which come with a “caked-on muddy coating,” have been roundly mocked on social media, with Mike Rowe remarking that the jeans are intended to make someone appear like they have a dirty job when they do not.

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