Zuckerberg Explains President Trump’s Sudden Disappearance From Social Media

After Wednesday’s catastrophe social media mogul Mark Zuckerberg has silenced President Trump’s account for an undetermined amount of time at least until President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration on January 20. Zuckerberg announced that he is extending the president’s Facebook and Instagram ban for at least two ore weeks until inaugurations day saying that allowing Trump to […]

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Trump Could Face The Consequences For The Attack On Capitol Hill

What transpired on Capitol Hill on Wednesday will not soon be forgotten. It will be looked back on as a blemish in American history, a disgrace, an embarrassment, and a tragedy. It was a monumental event the likes of which our grandchildren may never see in their lifetime. Thankfully it is rare to witness such […]

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A Familiar Face Is Spotted Among Protesters Storming The Capitol

Wednesday’s events were chaotic, to say the least. It started out as a protest against the certification of the election results but soon the crowd became antsy and decided they were tired of politicians sitting comfy making decisions that affect us all. The protesters stormed the Capitol Building and nearly made it all the way […]

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Proud Boys Leader Gets Suspiciously Arrested Just Before Election Certification

There is a huge storm heading toward Washington DC this week and the MAGA movement is calling upon President Trump’s supporters to occupy the nation’s capital while Congressional Republicans make a final stand regarding the 2020 election. Several Senators are expected to object to the electoral college’s results on Wednesday and President Trump is counting […]

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Feelings Are Hurt After VP Pence Refuses To Come Through For Trump

Emotions in the White House tonight are tense after Vice President Mike Pence arrived to have lunch with President Trump. Rumor is that no lunch was had.  Instead, the pair spoke at length about the President’s tweet earlier in the day stating that Pence has the power to insert himself into the electoral college certification […]

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Democrat Pastor Blasted For Botching The Opening Prayer At Congress’ New Session

Even if you are non-religious and have never been to church a day in your life, you probably still know the word spoken at the end of every prayer. Even children with no concept of what it means to pray or believe in God know that when you bow your head before dinner before you […]

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Lone Republican Supports Electoral College Results Despite Major Resistance

President Trump is adamant that the 2020 election was “stolen” from him, claiming “widespread voter fraud” or the manipulation of the vote count via the electronic voting machines themselves was the reason for his loss. Unfortunately, Trump’s legal team has been unsuccessful in proving this in a court of law despite dozens of attempts to […]

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Mitch McConnell Is So Out Of Touch He Can’t See The Writing On His Walls

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has put a huge target on his back this past week by refusing to budge on the COVID-19 stimulus package and giving Americans the money they deserve. And now the people have reached their boiling point and decided to remind him who he really works for. While McConnell was just […]

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Nancy Pelosi Gets A Creepy Present And A Clear Message

Tensions surrounding coronavirus stimulus check negotiations are rising as millions of Americans are getting desperate to keep food on the table. Being one of the main players of the back and forth game Congress has been playing for months, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has made herself a target. So over the weekend, someone decided to […]

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