A woman in Ohio was cooking dinner for her family when she found something weird floating in the pot.
Lamia Singfield was showing off her stewed beans and meat simmering on the stove on Facebook Live. As she stirred the food, she found a phallic-shaped piece of mean that she believed to be a human penis.
Singfield had purchased smoked turkey tails to add to her stew but this hunk of meat looked nothing like the rest of the pieces that came from her local grocery store.
After examining the strange meat closer Singfield said, “It is what I think it is. There’s a hole at the tip.”
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The woman shared all of this on Facebook saying she planned on calling the grocery store where she bought the tails and even checked her receipt to make sure of her purchase of the smoked turkey tails. However, when she looked at the package it said “smoked pork tails.”
“I’m soooo confused,” she said on Facebook while tagging several media outlets.
Singfield was unsure whether the meat was supposed to be pork or turkey, but thinking this could be human genitalia she called the police to come look at it.
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“The police came and they examined it, and it is, in fact, a penis,” she said. “They are calling the medical examiner out here right now, and the coroner, because somebody is missing they stuff. Save A Lot has got some explaining to do.”
The confused woman said there were about a dozen officers outside of her house and they were treating the situation “like it’s a crime scene” in case the meat was in fact a human penis.
However, after a Summit County Medical Examiner’s Office investigators come and inspected the mean, they concluded it was pork and more than likely a pig’s tail because it contained a bone.
Singfield was still unconvinced so she hired an attorney to look deeper in the matter. Because the pork tail didn’t look like the other pieces of meat in the package she was worried that the packaging was mislabled since she initially thought she was buying turkey tails.
The grocery store where the tails were purchased claims to have not been contacted by Singfield.
The released a statement saying, “Issues of quality receive the utmost priority and we take this matter very seriously. We can confirm that we have had no previous quality issues with this item and we have not been contacted by the customer in question or the local authorities regarding this incident. We will take the appropriate action at that time.”
