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Hurrican Zeta hit the Gulf Coast Wednesday as a category 2 with 110 mph winds. As it moves through the southeast we can expect flooding, damage, and power outages across Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia.

But Babylon Bee is warning about a different kind of storm and the headline is unlike any I have ever seen before.

“Flash Flood Warnings Issued As Liberal Tears Continue To Soak Nation,” wrote the satirical news site after Karen Handel won the victory in the race for Georgia’s 6th Congressional District.

The Babylon Bee wrote,

U.S.—The National Weather Service has issue has issued widespread flash flood warnings across America as liberal tears continue to pour down unabated, increasing in severity after Karen Handel’s victory over Jon Ossoff in the race for Georgia’s 6th Congressional District.

“We advise all citizens to disconnect electrical appliances, bring outdoor furniture inside, and move all important indoor items to the top floor of your home to avoid flood damage,” a NWS spokesman said. “Also, avoid walking or driving through streams of tears, as their power can be deceiving—just six inches of moving tears can knock you down, and only one foot can sweep a vehicle away.”

“People in especially hard-hit areas should move to higher ground immediately and evacuate the area if necessary,” he added.

So get your rain boots and umbrellas folks because it’s going to pour and I don’t think it’ll let up any time soon.

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