Of all of the sports in the United States, perhaps none is more suited to sexual innuendo than golf.
For every action in the sport, there is something dirty to be said. The equipment alone has multiple instances of phallic verbiage, and, of course, the dimpled orbs themselves are pretty spot-on for risqué banter.
So, as a male streaker decided to crash the US Open golf championship on Sunday, there was any number of pulp news writers in the world who couldn’t wait to start jamming together with these crude comments.
The final round of the 2021 U.S. Open at Torrey Pines featured a lot of movement at the top of the leaderboard on Sunday. However, a male streaker running onto the course and hitting shots from the fairway may be the story of the day when the tournament was all said and done.
A streaker, who was wearing a tight shirt and shorts, emerged onto the scene and hit a couple of balls on the 13th fairway. The man managed to get past security with a golf club and balls and managed to get a couple of swings off.
The video went viral on social media, where everyone was referring to the man as a streaker.
Unlucky for the press, the streaker was not nude, as is unfortunately tradition.
Via @beemerpga on Instagram, the best streaker golf has really ever seen. Clubs in hand, hit a few shots! pic.twitter.com/TVyL7IycCD
— Sean Zak (@Sean_Zak) June 20, 2021
The PGA has had its fair share of controversial spectator moments already this year, with a recent win by golf journeyman Phil Mickelson was overshadowed by an unruly crowd that swarmed him on the 18th hole.
